How doo You Tofoo? If this was a cryptic crossword, the clue would be 'futo' and because you're a right clever-clogs, you'd know the answer is scrambled tofu. Little pieces of pre-scrambled Tofoo, seasoned to perfection and ready to go. Enjoy yours on toasted sourdough, mixed with mayo in a sandwich or go super fancy pants on a bagel with wilted greens.